i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Randomize