Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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