all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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