i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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