If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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