i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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