sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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