roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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