even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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