I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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