Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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