I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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