I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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