Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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