i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.