I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?