If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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