i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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