two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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