i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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