You really coming over, don't trick.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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