PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
So. Much. Porn.
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