Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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