is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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