he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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