I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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