this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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