im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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