In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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