Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize