Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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