do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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