Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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