check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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