Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
