I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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