The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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