You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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