I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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