I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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