btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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