Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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