Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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