It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
17 year olds will be the death of me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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