Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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