it wasn't lemon gatorade
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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