I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
