Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the day after is always just damage control
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
