dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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