I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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