Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
