Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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