I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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