Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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