I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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